Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.