Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.