Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.