Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.