Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.