Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.