She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'