She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?