She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.