Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.