Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.