Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.