Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.