Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.