It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.