I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.