It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.