Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands