Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.