I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.