That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.