It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Bob HopeI just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Bob HopeWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope