That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.