Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.