That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.