The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.