Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.