The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.