When you get over 95, every day is your day.
Lots of travel, away from home.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
Please don't stand up on my account.