Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob HopeIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Bob HopeThe older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Bob Hope