Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.