Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.