Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.