My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.