Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.