Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands