If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I can still chase women, only downhill
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.