Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.