Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.