Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.