The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.