I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.