You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.