I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.