I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.