Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!