Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.