That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.