President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.