I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Please don't stand up on my account.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.