Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.