Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.