Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.
Please don't stand up on my account.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.