Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.