I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.