Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.