Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.