Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.