I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.