Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.