I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'