I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I can still chase women, only downhill

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.