I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.