I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.