I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.