The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.