A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.