Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.