For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.