Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.