Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.