The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
Bob HopeI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Bob HopeIt was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
Bob Hope