I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.