Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.