English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!