I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.