Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.