Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob HopeWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob HopeA photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
Bob Hope