Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.