Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.