Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?