Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.