Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.