Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.