If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!