When you get over 95, every day is your day.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.