If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.