I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.