We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.