Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.