Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.