Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.