When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.