Your ignorance cramps my conversation

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.