Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.