Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.