Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.