Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.