Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.