Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.