Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.