Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies