Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.