With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.