With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.