All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.