With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.