Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.