I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.