Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
Bob HopeGolf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob HopeEverybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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