You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.