I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.