You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.