I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.