Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!