Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.