I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.