Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.