I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.