When you get over 95, every day is your day.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.