Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.