Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England