A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."