US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.