A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England