Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.