Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.