I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.