I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

I can still chase women, only downhill