I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.