Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Bob HopeI can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Bob HopeI've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
Bob HopeWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Bob Hope