The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.